It was only a matter of time before The Onion started making fun of the Pittsburgh Pirates. All the real media were doing, why wouldn't the jokesters.
You can read the article here.
Fans of real teams might get mad about the mockery, but Pittsburgh fans might actually take it for a fact. Seriously, after some of the players they have signed or traded for in the past few seasons (Aki Iwamura, Matt Morris, Brandon Moss), would it really surprised you if a guy running across the street impressed them?
Pirates fans are so screwed.
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